The true purpose of this kind of movie is to shock, and shock it does.

While some viewers may appreciate All Jacked Up and Full of Worms' feverish blend of influences spanning Henenlotter, Cronenberg and Waters, unfortunately it winds up much like its protagonists, lost in the primordial ooze; buried while attempting to become one with the dirt.

Following a seemingly idyllic family as the daughter [..], winds up raising a grotesque creature with whom she shares a telepathic connection, the film uses horror as a vessel to explore themes of vanity, coming-of-age, and beauty, while also offering up a healthy dose of criticism aimed squarely at family vloggers.

Unashamedly self-indulgent and barely cognizant of any sort of budgetary limitation […], Miami Connection is wicked fun for the midnight movie crowd that'll have you puzzling over how a movie like this even got made.