What are you expecting from a Sony rendition of a decades old kid’s cartoon strip about a singing crocodile, adapted for the big screens for 2022 with Shawn Mendes taking the lead as the titular Lyle, the crocodile?

The Lost King can pretend like it’s focusing on Richard, but the truth is they could change the title to The Lost Queen, and nobody would bat an eye.

Moja Vesna rewards those with the patience to dig into the details.

Much Ado About Nothing, unlike the name suggests, actually packages up quite a few happenings before recounting them in a kaleidoscopic stage that seems to have a dozen or two aces tucked up its sleeve.

The distinct art style eventually grows on you and the symbolism of its features begins to stand out as colours fade from characters and stencils begin to fill the room.

Once upon a time in Hawkins, Indiana, there lived a people chuffed with cliché. Their lives were a hit and their town never missed, what an unpleasant mess they’ve now found themselves in.

At The Seagull, I felt welcome. 

Everything in Between is a meditation on death and our lack of control over it.

Before I knew it, I’d had a golden string tied around my wrist and I was sitting in a lecture, discerning the physics behind string theory. ‘Ah, a comedy science show’, I thought, ‘how quaint.’

While the plot is largely predictable, following the tropes and clichés of dozens of films before it, Cudi’s presence firmly sells this product as something of his own.

A policeman’s life is not for me. The frustration and tedium bleed through in The Night of the 12th and I’m convinced it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

She rose, she slayed, she conquered, but most importantly, she girlbossed.

A Taste of Hunger’s respect to the fine art of good grub is exquisite.

What does it mean to be a patriot? Would you betray your country in favour of the human race?

Following along within his shadow as the legend discerns locations, chiselling angles and painstakingly slugging through the aftermath of war and the archives of his rent-a-shed, reproduce a well-lived life on the road.

Screening at the 2022 ST. ALi Italian Film Festival which runs 13th September to 16th October.

The Melbourne Arts Centre hosted an evening of delight as a 17-strong troop of up-and-coming starlets cracked wise and levitated before our eyes in spectacular fashion in Girls With Attitude.

For all the influence Pierre brazenly pins to his sleeve for his debut album, it’s undeniable that this project is entirely his own and his presence can be felt on every square inch as a result.

Happy Disney+ Day.

Straight Line Crazy was rotten, in a thoroughly enjoyable way.